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The Deputies Get Married...
Reno’s finest haul Deputy C. Johnson’s
boyfriend into the station, not to book him, but so he can propose
to Clementine. He gets down on his knees and proposes with a ring
from JCPenny! This is the first time we meet Steed Lankershim, and
let me say, this guy has a sweet mullet!
Garcia and Jones respond to a call at the
Desert Inn Hotel (some fake Reno hotel). They end up having to bust
some guy for filming a movie with a blow up doll. The problem is-
they can’t get a hold of him because he’s smeared in baby oil. This
scene with them rolling around on the bed trying to wrap the guy in
a shower curtain is freakin’ hilarious!
Dangle and Travis Junior go to a school to
teach about the dangers of Crystal Methamphetamine. Dangle brings
his guitar and with Junior on the tambourine they sing,
Don’t meth
with Meth Beth.
Don’t meth
with Meth Seth.
Don’t meth
with Meth Gwenyth.
Don’t meth
with Crystal Meth.
Deputy Trudy Weigel pays a visit to her mom’s
grave stone and packs a picnic for two. I think that Trudy Weigel
is one of the funniest characters on the show. Just about
everything out of her mouth is funny – What a nut job! “My mom
started collecting Beanie Babies about four years after she died.”
She then goes into an explanation about how she’s trying to keep
Asian people from being buried in that grave yard- She put up some
flyers to spread the word.
The girl cops end up throwing a big bash for
Deputy Clementine Johnson’s bachelorette party. They start getting
drunk just in time for the male strippers to show up. The strippers
arrive dressed in police uniforms and start to get down to
business. One of the guys stands out above all the others – It’s
Deputy S. Jones and he’s embarrassed to be there, but he gets into
the groove fairly quick and is soon pouring milk on his naked body.
Lt. Dangle and Travis Junior pull over a DUI
suspect only to discover Steed Lankershim behind the wheel. They
decide to just let him go, but he keeps on pulling drugs and other
paraphernalia out of his pockets and finally bashes his beer bottle
on Dangle’s face. The next day, we see Dangle playing the banjo at
Steed and Clementine’s wedding with a cut above his eye. I guess
they never booked Steed because the next we see of him, he’s kissing
his bride and driving off in the Sex Machine. |
